Friday, May 16, 2014

Sorry I'm not sorry....

I am linking up with Crystal and Megan on some things I pretend I am sorry about. J Everyone has those things/events/needs/wants/lose your shit moments that you are just plain not sorry about. Nobody is perfect so why try to act like it? I have no idea the direction I am trying to go here with this paragraph so I am just going to start telling you the things I am really not sorry about now….. If you are still here….
Sorry I’m not sorry that…
Our house, mostly the living room, looks like someone robbed us. Between the books scattered, million Lego pieces, drips of juice and milk on EVERYTHING, crushed goldfish (the crackers, not the actual fish), a freaking slide, pillows, blankets, clothes, toys you can ride, trucks - you name it and it’s probably in our living room somewhere. I basically close my eyes as I walk through so I don’t lose my shit. 
Just for the record, this is not our living room. Also, do you see all those VHS tapes!!???
 Sorry I’m not sorry that….
Last night while I was having an anxiety attack about whether I should clean or not, I instead had a couple glasses of wine and read a book. READ you say? Yes, this girl is actually reading a book. And it doesn’t even have any pictures. I guess you could call me an adult now. 
Sorry I’m not sorry that…..
Sometimes I take a half day or a full day and still keep KB at daycare. In my defense, I grew up basically as an only child (my brotha from anotha motha is 12 and lives in AZ). So, I need my alone time. That way when I am talking to myself no one can give me the crazy eyes, unless I am giving the crazy eyes to myself….. (Please don’t check me in to the looney bin) 
This meme never gets old
Sorry I’m not sorry that…..
This morning I was laughing under my breath as Kamden ran around our house yelling (just to make noise) while Bud was trying to get him out the door. He totally reminded me of Kevin in Home Alone when he is running all around with his arms in the air through all the chaos the night before they leave him…ya know, home alone. 
This may or may not have been Bud's face this morning....
Sorry I’m not sorry that…..
I wear my hair up in a bun on an average of 4.5 times during the week out of sheer laziness. This whole get up, work out, take care of some business thing is exhausting and I need every minute of sleep I can get. If I don’t shower, my hair is up and it takes about 5 minutes. If I shower, I spend 20+ minutes just blow drying my hair. Be a Judy and judge if you want, but if I do my math right, a bun it is! 
Sorry this is blurry but I had to use it for the saying...
Sorry I’m not sorry that….
Almost every day on my way home from picking up Kamden I have to pee like a race horse. Like, OMG, I am going to pee my pants all over and if I get stuck behind a slow driver or don’t catch every green light I will be spending my evening sanitizing the driver’s seat. For real. Sometimes I even have to go in and pee before I get KB out of the car. Don’t worry, like I said, I pee like a race horse so I am in and out in 93 seconds flat. In the meantime KB is probably saying “babies-babies-babies” when he is actually referring to the birdies chirping outside. J
I just had to add this. This is KB's first attempt at ice-cream last summer :)
Now, let’s all do a happy dance because it’s Friday and the weekend awaits us! Hopefully Monday takes its time before making an appearance....

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Random stuff on this Wednesday....

It’s been a while since I had a post of my random thoughts. Not that people were crying about it, but I just haven’t posted in a while because I have writer’s block. Also, I missed my Monday Motivation post this week because my work out and meal plans are basically the same every week…and that’s kind of boring. I am thinking of switching it up and posting about other motivating stuff…just not sure the direction I want to go with that yet. Ideas are always welcome, so if you have them - comment below! J
Anyway, random thoughts in 5…4…3…2…1….
~ A friend of mine posted an article on Facebook about a fish with a parasite on its tongue and it literally made me want to vom.
~ I met up with a couple friends last night and had such a good time just chatting. I haven’t actually gone to a friend’s house to hang out in months…maybe even a year. I like.
~ Kamden is speeding to the terrible two stage. This morning he darted from shaking the floor lamp, to trying to put his hands in the toilet, to trying to break into our bedroom, back to the floor lamp, back to the bathroom…you get the jist. Also, every time I pick him up from the sitter’s after work I get the best arm work out of my entire life because if I am not bear hugging him into submission, he is sprinting down the driveway while I try to get filled in on his day. All of this accompanied with a temper tantrum. Lovely times.
~ My grandma made me curtains for our kitchen window and I am in love with them. I bet my grandma is better than yours any day.
~ I really, REALLY want to add some blonde to my hair for the “summer.” (We live in Wisconsin where our weather is more bipolar than a raggin’ teenage girl.)
~ I am kind of surprised I just referenced a “raggin’ teenage girl.”
~ I could really use a tan.
~ Did you know that suntan lotion expires after a year? Me neither. Well, now I do and so do you! HA!
~ I have had coffee with creamer (aka heaven) 1 time in the last month and a half. How am I even still alive????
~ I went on a mini spree last weekend and it still took me 20 minutes to pick out an outfit this morning.
~ I find glory in drinking water until my pee is clear.
~ One of my challengers in my group offered up 9 packets of Shakeology for FREE because she wants to pay it forward for anyone who wants to try them out. Talk about being an amazing person. She really is so nice. This means that I am going to come up with some sort of giveaway. Stay tuned for that.
~ BABIES-BABIES-BABIES. I have 2 pregnant friends right now. One due any day and the other this fall. I need to get pregnant ASAP before my ovaries have a mental breakdown.
~ Speaking of mental breakdowns, I am happy to report that my chaotic work life has simmered down for the time being. THANK YOU BABY JESUS!
~ A co-worker shared with me a video of her 4 year old daughter saying “fuck.” In all honesty, it was the funniest video I have seen in a long time.
~ We are bringing Kamden to the Madison zoo in a couple weeks and I am pumped! He has never been to the zoo and he’s at the age where he can recognize certain animals. It’s going to be so fun!!!! Also, my mother-in-law got us a wagon that has freaking drink holders. Hello to drinking adult beverages with the penguins!!!
~ We start volleyball tomorrow night and I haven’t played in a couple years…..
~ How did I not try Siracha before a month ago????
Okay, I think that’s enough for now. Happy Wednesday….halfway through the week, woop woop!!